Pop quiz! What’s the full line beginning Hamlet’s famous “to be or not to be” soliloquy?

a. “To be or not to be: that is the question”
b. “To be or not to be, I there’s the point”

The Hamlet you know and love has a fraternal twin who rarely gets invited to family gatherings. We call him the First Quarto, and he’s coming to camp to drive home the point that the text is a lie and nothing is real. The First Quarto is an alternate text of Hamlet, written by Shakespeare whenever he wrote Hamlet, that tells the story of Prince Hamlet and Ophelia and Gertard(?) and Corambis(??) in a totally different way.

Hamlet (First Quarto) 

by William Shakespeare

Directed by: TBA

Assistant Directors: TBA
Production Intern: TBA

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